Hey VERIZON WIRELESS!

I am a little bit irked at Verizon Wireless now. Yesterday when I got home from work, I picked up my mail, and see this very thin envelope from Verizon wireless. Oh JOY! I think it is my fifty dollar rebate ! Finally HERE! NOT. Turns out it was just a letter letting me know about my account at Verizonwireless.com. Something I already have anyway. Those assholes! How could they toy with me this way! THEY KNOW that when they sent this out that I was going to think this was my check!!They are sooooo going to hear about this from me..just kidding about the last sentence lolololol