Saturday night

It is Saturday night, and I have no date. I could call up Dennis for a night of passion and sin as I have done a few times in the past, but somehow tonight is a little different. I am a little stressed about this coming tuesday, and about going in front of a judge. Yes I have been in front of a judge before when I reported for jury duty last year, but this time it is different. I am begging for mercy for the transgression of speeding. In short, I am afraid that the judge will just chew my ass out good. Watching a little bit of Judge Judy last Wednesday didn't help. Tonight, I think I am just going to stay home, watch television, and take a bubble bath.